What do you think are some of the stupidest, most absurd, out of place lines that has ever been said in BSSM? Preferably sub lines but if you find a particularly foul dub line feel free to say it.

The worst one i've heard is in episode 44, after the senshi have been cut down by Kunzite, Sailor Moon says this "Even if you were to give us Haute couture dresses, I still wouldnt forgive you for cutting up a girls clothes"

In other context it wouldnt seem as bad but the fact she's saying this to KUNZITE after all her friends just got cut down, it it its just so DUMB

EDIT: Fixed that , thx for the info peach

DragonMasterZero

Haute couture (^^; sorry, that's the designer in me talking)

I mentioned it in the "Things that annoyed you in general" thread, but Usagi's poet/snack line, just because at her age it isn't cute, it's stupid.

Usagi's said some pretty stupid crap, I have to say...

This might not count as I actually adore this line, but it's absurd no matter how you look at it. From Episode 14, Sailor Moon to Tesuni:

"Because you abuse tennis, even Martina Navratilova is crying!"

Dumbest line in all of Sailor Moon:

"Snow is beautiful but snow that blankets the world white is like beautiful lovers that meet in the winter!- Tuxedo Mask.

Ok, wtf?

"Let's DANCING!!"

So stupid, it's cool. XD

Personally none of the dumb things Usagi says bother me! That's part of her charm!

Okay, now THAT as well as most anything Tuxedo Kamen says when he appears really is dumb, because it's always just nonsense!

The only line that really bothered me was the infamous poet line from Sailor stars. That really made her look dumber than she is.

But I'm sure she was just joking when she said that.

She wasn't.

Usagi really did not know what a poet was. I disagree that it was stupid, I found it funny..but she wasnt' meaning it as a joke. She said it complete with clueless look.

This is one from the dub, the story right after the princess awakens. After Princess Serena regained her memories and she faints, and at some point before she wakes up, Jupiter and Mercury have this exchange.

Jupiter: Don't worry, it's just a little fainting spell. (or was it Jupiter? I haven't seen the dub in a while so it might've been another, but I'm quite sure about Mercury's next line, which I HATE!)
Mercury: How princess-like! (said almost approvingly)

Okay, while I do know about the whole "weak, frail, fainting princess who gets rescued" cliche that this is referring to, it still annoys me and not only because it's horribly sexist. It doesn't really fit with the Sailor Moon universe, given that Serenity is the one who keeps having to rescue Endymion and such and there's so many more female heroes.

Come to think of it, does she ever faint as the princess besides that time and when she uses the Silver Crystal too much (like the end of the R movie, and there she had died)? Usually I think she faints when she's Moon and she either gets her energy drained (in the first two series) or when she's trying to be Super or Eternal Moon and she can't keep that form for long.

Hahaha, I quote that constantly. <3Engrish.

Well, if the dub counts, I remember a line from the episode "Who's Really Who?" (WTF with stupid episode titles) in which Jupiter asks, "What's wrong Mars? Got a cramp?"

Now, what makes this so hilarious, at least to me and my brother, is that the scouts are then attacked by what all accounts appears to be a MASSIVE MENSTRUAL FLOW. And with all of that off-color moaning they do in the dub (every five seconds, in every episode, somebody goes MMMMM), it becomes a classic, classic episode.

I also cringed at the line from Mina to Amara in the volleyball episode when she so naively inquired, "Don't you have a boyfriend?", or something similar. Perhaps I'm being cruel, but are you freaking kidding me? Look at her! I was getting flashbacks to the awkward episodes of Ellen before she came out. Cwi is unbelievable, although she may have said something similar in the original.

Ehh... I;m pretty sure its only when shes as Sailor Moon.
Since When Usagi is as Sailor Moon, she problaby doesnt have the "complete" strength to weild it, but as the princess, she does.
Auctually, in the first season of Sailor Moon, it mentions that you need to be princess like in order to fully harnest the power of the Silver Crystal

I cannot help myself but to add the lines from the SMR movie... they seem to explain everything that's happening.. and it gets really annoying.

just after Fiore disappears the first time, the petals r flying around:

Darien: "Flower petals again?"
Amy: "There's so many"
Serena: "he's going away"
Darien: "but to where?!"
Mina: "He vanished!"
Lita: "Why did he come?"
(now Raye and Rini should have said something stupid like "the flower petals stopped..." "it doesnt smell nice anymore" )

Of course no dialogue was ever even used in this part of the Japanese version, but i guess the writers thought that kids in america and other english speaking countries, are really dumb... lol

Argh, so I watched the dub version of episode 160-something-or-other because I was feeling particularly masochistic one day, and I come upon this gem (in addition to all the "girl power" stuff being tossed around):

VesVes(I think) to Zirconia: There's a lot of girl power staring right at you!

Zirconia: It's not NICE to stare!

I saw that in the comparison of that episode, but I just had to hear it in real life, and that one just sent me into throes of laughter due to the sheer stupidity.

Minako (or Mina in this case): *holds up letter filled with Japanese characters* It's all a bunch of symbols! (or however it went.)

...*twitch* Oh, boy.

Here's a pretty stupid line from Stars. This is when Sailor Iron Mouse found out Seiya's identity.

Sailor Iron Mouse: If you don't want me to reveal your identity, give me your starseed!

Yeah that's pretty stupid. I mean, you're secert identiting being known to all is one thing, getting killed is another. To me that's like saying:

"If you don't want me to tell everyone you wet the bed, let me shoot you!"

Dub episode where Malachite dies....

End of the episode:
Sailor Moon: Beryl is about to meet her match.
Everyone: SAILOR SCOUTS!

Why the HELL would they just yell "SAILOR SCOUTS"?!

It's even dumber that its not revealing his/her (it's?) identity to everyone but just to Sailor Moon, which in the long run probably would have been a good thing

XD

From some random episode of S, Ami says: "Mercury! The planet of water!"

... the planet of water. Right.